On Sundays we don’t wear bras
If u are ever stranded in the woods or the tundra or the ocean or the cold recess of space alone and u need help
just whisper “Bisexuality is the attraction to same and different genders” and a monosexual will descend from the sky out of nowhere screaming “Actually!!!" and waving a flag that says "Bi = 2"
and u can borrow their cell phone while they invalidate ur existence